SPICE GIRLS

     Q: What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
     A: 10 minutes of silence.

     Q: Whats the differance between a spice girl and a computer ?
     A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

     Q: What do you do if a spice girl hurls a grenade at you ?
     A: Take out the pin and throw it back

     Q: What did the Spice girls mum say to her daughters date ?
     A: If  youre not in bed by 11 go home.

     Q: What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel ?
     A: An airbag

     Q. Whats the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
     A. .Dunno - never seen either!

     Q: What is the difference between a Spice Girl and a 747?
     A: Not everyone has been inside a 747.

     Q: Why do the Spice Girls smile when theres lightning ?
     A: They think they are getting their photo taken

     Q: A blond and the Spice Girls jumped off the Empire State building.
        Who landed first?
     A: The blond - the Spice Girls had to stop and ask directions!

     Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
     A: None, they only screw in cars.

     Q: What do a turtle and a spice girl have in common?
     A: Put them on their back and they're both screwed

     Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes?
     A: Toes go in first.

     Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shirts?
     A: Tits go in front.

     Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
     A: They can't find the zipper.

     Q: How do you know when a Spice Girl has been making chocolate
        chip cookies?
     A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

     Q: What does a Spice Girl and a beer bottle have in common?
     A: They're both empty from the neck up.

     Q: Why did Mel B. get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
        puzzle in only 6 months?
     A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


     Spice'y Stories


     Mel C. walked into a bar with a pig tied to a piece of string. "Where
     the hell did you pick that dirty thing up?" asked the publican. "Won
     it in a raffle." said the pig.

     One day a spice girl went into the hairdresser and asked for a hair
     cut. She was listening to a walkman. When the hairdresser went to take
     it off she cried out "no no no! Leave it on! Just cut around it!", so
     he did. 6 weeks later the same thing happened again...the hairdresser
     tried to take the headphones off, but the spice girl asked him to cut
     around it. This happened again, and again until one day when the
     hairdresser was cutting the spicegirl's hair when she keeled over dead.
     He noticed he had accidentally knocked the headphones off. He picked
     them up and pressed play. He heard "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe
     in...breathe out"