Success:  A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful women is one who can
find such a man.

Style: Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Money Management: A man is a person who will pay two dollars
for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for
a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

Happiness: To be happy with a man you must understand him
a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must
love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Marriage Expectations: A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that
she won't change and she does.

Marriage Decisions: Men marry because they are tired. Women
marry because they are curious.  Both are disappointed.

Marriage and the Future: A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband.  A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.

Memories: A woman will always cherish the memory of the man
who wanted to marry her. A man, of the woman who he didn't.