HILLBILLY MEDICAL DICTIONARY VOL.# 1

1. ARTERY:  THE STUDY OF FINE PAINTINGS
2. BARIUM: WHAT YOU DO WHEN  CPR FAILS
3. BENIGN: WHAT YOU ARE AFTER 8 YEARS OLD AND BEFORE 10
4. CESAREAN SECTION: A DISTRICT IN ROME.
5. COLIC:  A SHEEPDOG
6. COMA:  A PUNCTUATION MARK
7. CONGENITAL:  FRIENDLY
8. DELATE:  TO LIVE LONG
9. G.I. SERIES:  BASEBALL GAME BETWEEN TEAMS OF SOLDIERS
10. HANGNAIL:  A COAT HOOK
11. MEDICAL STAFF:  A DOCTORS CANE.
12. MINOR OPERATION:  COAL DIGGIN
13. MORBID:  THE HIGHEST BID.
14. NITRATE:  LOWER THAN THE DAY RATE.
15. NODE:  Being AWARE OF
16. ORGANIC:  ORGAN REPAIRMAN
17. OUTPATIENT:  A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED
18. POST-OPERATIVE:  A LETTER CARRIER
19. PROTEIN:  IN FAVOR OF YOUTHS
20. TABLET:  A SMALL TABLE
21. TUMOR:  ANOTHER PAIR
22. URINE:  OPPOSITE OFYOU'RE OUT !
23. VARICOSE VEINS: VEINS THAT ARE VERY CLOSE.