1.  Cannot find REALITY.SYS.  Universe halted.
 2.  COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
 3.  Buy a Pentium II so you can reboot faster.
 4.  2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 5.  Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
 6.  Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
 7.  My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.
 8.  C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
 9.  C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
 10.  <-----------The Information went data way ------------>
 11.  Best file compression around:  "DEL *.*" = 100% Compression.
 12.  The Definition of an Upgrade:  Take the old bugs out, put new ones in.
 13.  BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
 14.  The name is Baud..., James Baud.
 15.  BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter 5 yards to go!
 16.  Access Denied - nah nah na nah nah na!
 17.  C:\>Bad command or file; Go stand in the corner.
 18.  Bad command.  Bad, bad command; Sit!  Stay!  Staaay...
 19.  Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
 20.  As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
 21.  Southern DOS:  Y'all reckon (Yep/Nope)
 22.  Backup?  We don't NEED no steenking backups.
 23.  E Pluribus Modem.
 24.  >...File not found.  Should I fake it? (Y/N)
 25.  Ethernet (n):  Something used to catch the etherbunny.
 26.  A mainframe:  The biggest PC peripheral available.
 27.  An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.
 28.  CONGRESS.SYS corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
 29.  Does fuzzy logic tickle?
 30.  A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
 31.  11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium
 32.  24 hours in a day...24 cokes in a case...coincidence?
 33.  Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
 34.  Windows:  Just another pane.
 35.  SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory...
 36.  Who is General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
 37.  Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee.
 38.  RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
 39.  All computers wait at the same speed.
 40.  Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy?  Shell to DOS...
 41.  DEFINITION:  Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
 42.  Press <CTRL> <ALT> <DEL> to continue...
 43.  Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
 44.  Enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.
 45.  ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
 46.  Email returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
 47.  Help!  I'm modeming...and I can't hang up!!!
 48.  All wiyht.  Rho sritched my kebord awound?
 49.  Error:  Keyboard not attached.  Press F1 to continue.
 50.  "640K ought to be enough for anybody"  - Bill Gates, 1981
 51.  DOS Tip #17:  Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
 52.  Hidden DOS secret:  add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
 53.  Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
 54.  Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
 55.  Go ahead, make my data!