"Least Popular Volunteer Jobs" (As recorded for broadcast on CBS Radio)

As presented on the 04/29/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
LETTERMAN

10. Character witness for the Kennedy family
9. Operator of visitor's scoreboard at Shea Stadium
8. Larry King suspender wrangler
7. Hell volunteer fire department
6. Gag writer for Fuzzy Zoeller
5. Gallagher's vice president in charge of watermelons
4. Designated car starter for Sammy "the Bull" Gravano
3. Member of "Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk" burdened with
responsibility of bringing in noise, funk
2. LATE SHOW audience member
1. Richard Simmons' body oil applicator.