Welcome to the ASCII ARCHIVES

Home of the Written Word

Last Updated: 1999.03.08
(I know it's a weird format, but i like it)

Ever get those funny emails that seem to circulate on the net? Well, I've gotten a bunch of them, so I thought it might be fun to set up a place to store them all, and share them with the world.

I started to divide them up by category, and the data basing system will evolve as I add more to this site. Let me know what you think, and have fun.

Current News about this site.
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(YYMMDD Updated) - TOPICS:(Number of Articles)

(98.10.25) - Animals(2) can teach us a lot
(97.12.05) - Automobiles(2) and the fun that comes with them.
(98.04.22) - Comedians(4) say the darnest things.
(98.10.25) - Computers(11) and their makers/users.
(98.10.25) - Darwin(3) awards, and other acts of ignorance. (Premeditated and otherwise)
(98.10.25) - Dave Barry(40) is in a class by himself.
(98.10.25) - Famous(6) people, places and things.
(98.04.22) - Foods(1) and related stuffs.
(98.10.25) - Holiday(4) seasons and the joy.
(98.10.25) - Jokes(13), plain and simple.
(98.10.25) - Languages(5) tend to give us lots of entertainment.
(98.10.25) - Men and Women(14).
(98.10.25) - Miscellaneous(21) things I have not classified.
(98.10.25) - Movies(3) and such.
(97.12.05) - Music(1) and the musicians (lip sinkers included).
(98.10.25) - Nerds(5) of the net unite!
(97.10.02) - Programmers(1) quirks and quarks(I distinguish these guys from nerds :)
(97.12.05) - Quake(1), the net's best time sink hole.
(98.10.25) - Spirits(2) , as in wine and beer.
(97.11.06) - Sports(1) wackiness.
(98.10.25) - Television(10), my electronic parent.

Linux/UNIX also comes with a nice feature, that gives you an interesting tid-bit whenever you type "fortune" at a prompt...give it a try:

beavis$ fortune

And by all means, if you have something you want to put up here, just email the text to the address above.